[Oberon]

Our bathrooms are infested with horrible hairy spiders that like to lie in wait for me.

I spoke with this one earlier...she knows how to use your phone. She says she'll be clingining to the underside of the bowl all day today, waiting for you to come in and have a seat.

She also says, by the way, that Ivan is quite handsome, even from her accustomed angle.

[MadIvan]

Now thanks a bloody lot, Mrs Ivan just screamed at the top of her lungs at that picture - and she says she cannot possibly respond directly to your post because she cannot keep it on the screen.

Oh bloody hell.

Regards, Ivan

[Mrs Ivan]

OK, I've pulled myself together now.

That was not nice!

I really was not expecting that, and I really did scream very loudly!

Mean, mean, mean boys.

Spiders have too many legs.

;)

[grey_whiskers]

She also says, by the way, that Ivan is quite handsome, even from her accustomed angle.

My Oberon! what visions have I seen! Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

--A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act IV, Scene I

Cheers!