I would vote for Elmer Fudd before I would vote for McCain.
Hewwo? Someone heah cawwed fo me; Ewmeh Fudd?
Weww, what can I do to hewp aww of you peopo? Have you got a wabbit pwobwem? Maybe a pwague of siwwy ducks?
I know just the thing fo 'em! Hehehehe.
What? You say you have a pwobwem with a wascawwly WINO? Boy, I donno, fewwas; WINOs can get vewy, vewy cwanky when they get agitated. This job's going to cost you extwa.
"I would vote for Elmer Fudd before I would vote for McCain."
Considering McCain's advanced age, I could, just possibly, almost barely, trepidatiously vote for him but only if his running mate was the clone of Attila the Hun.
We should have human cloning by 2008 as promised by the dims and Mikey. Maybe not a bad thing. We might need to resurrect some of those barbarians with 'hugh' gonads to win the WOT.