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News of the Weird: Norwegian headmistress proposes that boys be taught to urinate while seated
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| 11/1/2006
| Chuck Shepherd
Posted on 11/03/2006 9:48:00 AM PST by GeorgiaFreeper
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To: Hazcat
she trained her husbandHe loves it...but he's a san francisco boi toi
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posted on
11/03/2006 10:37:52 AM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
To: GeorgiaFreeper
I don't think they need to be taught to pee sitting down. As much as the lady would like us to think so, peeing sitting down is not that hard to do. My kids could pee while lying on their backs (for diaper change) when they were babies. I didn't have to teach them that amazing skill, either. (It's amazing how quickly they learn that that is funny! I can remember my oldest son at only a few months peeing toward the ceiling and then giggling. I guess the look on the parents' face must be the fun part.)
I think she means 'train' them.
We should also train male dogs to squat? My neutered dog actually does that anyway.
82
posted on
11/03/2006 10:38:05 AM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: spinestein
From the ladies room of a place I used to work at...
If you sprinkle, when you tinkle, Be a sweetie, and wipe the seatie.
Somebody crossstitched that and framed it. Honest.
83
posted on
11/03/2006 10:38:27 AM PST
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
I do sit to pee when I have to go in the middle of the night. It beats turning on the light and being blinded. And it prevents nagging when the wife finds that I missed and went on the floor.
84
posted on
11/03/2006 10:39:53 AM PST
by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
To: USS Alaska
Dayum!! Warn a guy before you ruin his eyes!!
85
posted on
11/03/2006 10:40:53 AM PST
by
Hazcat
(Live to party, work to afford it.)
To: Red Badger; Kenton
I worked at a law firm in Atlanta and the women's bathroom was often the topic of the day...and I'm not talkin' about grafitti! Heeheee!
86
posted on
11/03/2006 10:41:40 AM PST
by
007girl
To: GeorgiaFreeper; HitmanLV
Actually, Not Enough I yet. And type slow....
To: GeorgiaFreeper
Norwegian headmistress proposes that boys be taught to urinate while seatedMen's testosterone levels declined in last 20 years
Coincidence? I think not.
88
posted on
11/03/2006 10:45:08 AM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(This is no time for bleeding hearts, pacifists, and appeasers to prevail in free world opinion.)
To: Kenton
89
posted on
11/03/2006 10:46:50 AM PST
by
MortMan
(I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
To: sheik yerbouty
Ladies, please remain seated during the entire performance...
90
posted on
11/03/2006 10:47:43 AM PST
by
misterrob
(Bill Clinton, The Wizard of "Is")
To: fredhead; lafroste
Nothing like plopping down on that cold porcelain to rouse you from your slumber, hmmm?
I've taken `technicolor yawns' in some of Tijuana's finest facilities, and agree--you are absolutely correct:
`Be like Dad, not like sis,
raise the lid b-4 you piss.'
91
posted on
11/03/2006 10:48:42 AM PST
by
tumblindice
(driving the porcelain bus, the wheels in your head go `round & `round)
To: raj bhatia
To: fredhead
I do sit to pee when I have to go in the middle of the night. It beats turning on the light and being blinded.
My friend's grandparents did the same thing. One night, the grandfather got up in the middle of the night and without turning on the lights in pitch black, went to the toilet. He got in position and sat down... and then, apparently the next thing one could hear was two screams... he had sat down on his wife who had gotten there a few minutes before!
To: fredhead
I do sit to pee when I have to go in the middle of the night. It beats turning on the light and being blinded. try keeping one eye closed. the open eye sees in the light. the closed one stays accustomed to the dark.
It makes navigating back to bed interesting until you get used to the half-blind feeling, but othersie works in exemplary fashion.
94
posted on
11/03/2006 10:53:27 AM PST
by
MortMan
(I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
To: dinoparty
There are some seats with openings at the front.
I always assumed that the openings were there to prevent liberals from choking while drinking.
95
posted on
11/03/2006 10:53:41 AM PST
by
Eagle Eye
(There ought to be a law against excess legislation.)
To: lafroste
My favorite urinal was the one they had at either Massilon or Canton McKinley High in Ohio. It was a concrete block wall about 40 feet long and the floor had a trough formed into it. No stations, no porcelain, no paint. Stand where you want and fire at the wall. At half-time that trough was like the Snake River.
Oh, that might have been a bad analogy.
96
posted on
11/03/2006 10:54:04 AM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: GeorgiaFreeper
This is a big deal. Some women don't understand this. My wife tried making my young son pee sitting down because he had little hose control. I explained to her that part of being a man is the ability to pee standing up. I met her half-way and promised to imart my fatherly wisdom to my son by showing him how to properly pee standing up without making a mess.
97
posted on
11/03/2006 10:56:00 AM PST
by
bethelgrad
(for God, country, the Marine Corps, and now the Navy Chaplain Corps OOH RAH!)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Let me get this straight...you're suggesting that I "have a seat" in a public restroom when I don't need to?
No, because if you are in a store you are patronizing, or a public building whose janitor you pay in your taxes, then, you are welcome to spray away, as you have paid for the privilege. But if a guest in someone's home, then the thoughtful thing (unless a urinal is provided) is to have a seat.
98
posted on
11/03/2006 10:57:38 AM PST
by
Atlas Sneezed
(Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
To: Stone Mountain
My grandparents didn't have a bathroom until I was about 12 (1973) The men used to go off the back porch.
Grandma always kept a chamberpot in the bedroom at night, right up until she passed away in 1991.
99
posted on
11/03/2006 10:59:42 AM PST
by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
To: bethelgrad
The question is, did you teach your young son to lift the seat or to try to aim through it?
You know those carpet covers for the toilet lid? I hate them. If you have one of them installed, the seat won't stay up unless it is held. And what man can pee using only one hand? And wives get mad when there are sprinkles on the seat.
I bought my wife a high gloss oak seat and lid, not she doesn't want to cover it up.
100
posted on
11/03/2006 11:03:31 AM PST
by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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