To: PBRSTREETGANG
I do sit to pee when I have to go in the middle of the night. It beats turning on the light and being blinded. And it prevents nagging when the wife finds that I missed and went on the floor.
84 posted on
11/03/2006 10:39:53 AM PST by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
To: fredhead; lafroste
Nothing like plopping down on that cold porcelain to rouse you from your slumber, hmmm?
I've taken `technicolor yawns' in some of Tijuana's finest facilities, and agree--you are absolutely correct:
`Be like Dad, not like sis,
raise the lid b-4 you piss.'
91 posted on
11/03/2006 10:48:42 AM PST by
tumblindice
(driving the porcelain bus, the wheels in your head go `round & `round)
To: fredhead
I do sit to pee when I have to go in the middle of the night. It beats turning on the light and being blinded.
My friend's grandparents did the same thing. One night, the grandfather got up in the middle of the night and without turning on the lights in pitch black, went to the toilet. He got in position and sat down... and then, apparently the next thing one could hear was two screams... he had sat down on his wife who had gotten there a few minutes before!
To: fredhead
I do sit to pee when I have to go in the middle of the night. It beats turning on the light and being blinded. try keeping one eye closed. the open eye sees in the light. the closed one stays accustomed to the dark.
It makes navigating back to bed interesting until you get used to the half-blind feeling, but othersie works in exemplary fashion.
94 posted on
11/03/2006 10:53:27 AM PST by
MortMan
(I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
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