I'd like to beat the crap out of this POS.
I'd hold your hat.
Quite frankly, you could count on my help.
Now calm down... you can't beat the stupid outta a jerk. You'd wear yourself out first.
Be like those of us who have fought a fight or two for the old red, white, and blue and learn that only some Americans have your back covered. That is - the good ones.... like you guys here on Freerepublic