Anybody could be Gay! You could be Gay and not even know it! You could be happily married for years, with kids, and be "born Gay" and not know it! But you are only fooling youself, you are "repressed" and "in denial" because of decades of Homophobia!!!!
How can you tell if you're Gay? What is the scientific test?
All it takes is for a Gay person to see you and be attracted to you, and being used to instant gratification as they are, will move heaven and earth to break up your marriage in order to convince you that you are Gay!
It's all about "feelings" -- the Gay person's feelings. You, as a "heterosexual" "repressed" "homophobic" "really secretly Gay and don't know it" have no feelings of your own unless your "feelings" satisfy the Gay person's urges.
Did you happen to lose a husband to a gay man? LOL!
Just kidding. Excellent rant, and right on the mark. ;)