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Woman Wallops Intruder With Cooking Pot
The Associated Press ^ | Oct 25, 2006

Posted on 10/26/2006 8:48:09 AM PDT by george76

A woman watching television in her nightgown raced from her bedroom and attacked a man with a cooking pot after he stole golf clubs from her porch, police said.

Sabrena Davis said she first grabbed a knife after a neighbor yelled to tell her that a man had taken the clubs, but then decided to instead attack him with a 10-inch cooking pot.

"I started beating him with it. He asked for it," she said.

Davis' attack slowed Timothy A. Simison, 27, until police arrested him outside her home Tuesday morning shortly after she had whacked him in the head and shoulders with the pot.

The Hartford City man, who was being held without bond Wednesday at the Delaware County Jail, faces preliminary charges of attempted burglary and theft.

Police said Simison was on a crack cocaine binge when he tried burglarizing the two-story house where Davis, 36, lives with her brother, Maurice Garrett.

A neighbor who noticed Simison on the enclosed front porch where Garrett keeps tool boxes, tackle boxes and golf clubs cornered Simison on the porch and yelled to Davis, who ran downstairs and attacked with the pot.

Simison tried to escape custody several times, including working his handcuffed hands from behind his back to his front by passing them under his feet, said Muncie police Lt. Al Williams.

When police searched Simison before placing him in a holding cell at city hall, they found a cell phone in one of his socks belonging to one of the officers who had transported him.

"Talk about a klepto. If you sit back and look at this, it's almost comical," Williams said.

Police said they found a stolen lawnmower in a car Simison had parked behind Davis' house.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 10/26/2006 8:48:11 AM PDT by george76
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When police searched Simison before placing him in a holding cell at city hall, they found a cell phone in one of his socks belonging to one of the officers who had transported him.

Ooops!

A 10" cast iron skillet works pretty well on snakes the cat brings in the house.

2 posted on 10/26/2006 8:52:08 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: mtbopfuyn

That perp is amazing.

Stealing the cop's cell phone !


3 posted on 10/26/2006 8:54:59 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: pax_et_bonum

a real winner


4 posted on 10/26/2006 8:55:06 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: george76
LOL... ala 'Joe Kidd'...
5 posted on 10/26/2006 8:56:27 AM PDT by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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To: george76
"A woman ... attacked a man with ... pot"

Just practicin' to be an MSM "reporter"

6 posted on 10/26/2006 8:56:35 AM PDT by knarf (Islamists kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
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To: george76
A woman watching television in her nightgown raced from her bedroom and attacked a man with a cooking pot after he stole golf clubs from her porch, police said.

Good thing she didn't do this in California. She'd be up on assault charges and the intruder would be getting coddled by the L.A. Times.

In California, it is not permissible to do anything violent against intruders if they are "only" stealing your property.

7 posted on 10/26/2006 8:56:48 AM PDT by Prime Choice (True Conservatives don't vote for Liberals just because they have an 'R' by their name.)
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To: george76
Cooking Pot Control!

We need to keep cooking pots in the hands of those who are trained and authorized to use them.


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8 posted on 10/26/2006 8:56:59 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Now we are all Massoud)
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To: george76

This story will get LOTS of air time. If she had used a gun, well, you know.


9 posted on 10/26/2006 8:58:54 AM PDT by RayStacy
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To: knarf

He is lucky she did not bring the knife


10 posted on 10/26/2006 9:00:58 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Was it a pot,
a skillet,
a saucepan or a frying pan?

MSM ignorance again!


11 posted on 10/26/2006 9:01:52 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: mtbopfuyn

Wow, who knew? I guess I'll keep mine under my bed -- skilet that is.


12 posted on 10/26/2006 9:01:53 AM PDT by bboop (Stealth Tutor)
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To: Mad Dawg

The DUmmies will now try to ban cooking pots


13 posted on 10/26/2006 9:02:11 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: najida

" 10-inch cooking pot..."

hopefully it was a heavy cast iron pot


14 posted on 10/26/2006 9:03:53 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76
"Sabrena Davis said she first grabbed a knife after a neighbor yelled to tell her that a man had taken the clubs, but then decided to instead attack him with a 10-inch cooking pot."

Brilliant move - this way if the perp had grabbed the weapon he wouldn't have known how to fire it!

Housewife of the year award nomination..... she cooks, she cleans, she dispatches vermin with a single swipe while not spilling her latte.

15 posted on 10/26/2006 9:04:18 AM PDT by patriot_wes (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - may they prosper who love thee...Ps 122:6)
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To: george76
A woman watching television in her nightgown raced from her bedroom and attacked a man with a cooking pot after he stole golf clubs from her porch, police said.

Don't bring golf clubs to a frying pan fight.

16 posted on 10/26/2006 9:04:34 AM PDT by dirtboy (700 miles of fence - it's a start)
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To: george76

Yeah,
Revere Ware wouldn't have the weight.
Copper, No way!


17 posted on 10/26/2006 9:07:35 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: george76

The guy's got talent.


18 posted on 10/26/2006 9:09:11 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: george76
The DUmmies will now try to ban cooking pots

As well they should! It could have been one of those fully automatic pots! With a flash suppressor! We HAVE to get these things off the streets!

19 posted on 10/26/2006 9:09:32 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Now we are all Massoud)
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To: george76

If this guy is good enough that he picked the cell phone off a police officer, the officer is lucky he didnt pick his gun. Now that aint funny. In Islam they would put his hand in a vice and that would cure that hand.


20 posted on 10/26/2006 9:15:24 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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