Posted on 10/24/2006 8:31:40 PM PDT by Eurotwit
Good think he didn't live back home. They'd slap him on the pee pee for daring to defend himself and injure those poor underprivileged youts who were just trying to make a living, after all.
Jack Bauer wears Doug O'Dell pajamas!
Tommy
I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o'beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's ``Thank you, Mister Atkins,'' when the band begins to play,
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's ``Thank you, Mr. Atkins,'' when the band begins to play.
I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";
But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide,
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.
Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy how's yer soul?"
But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.
We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints:
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind,
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.
You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country," when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
But Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!
- Kipling
This is a perfect example where FR should have a scholarship fund called the " WLTSYD " We Love That Sh!t You Did" fund.
When these stories come up we vote on if they deserve a prize and for how much. Then we pay a researcher to find that person and deliver the prize and preferably video tape and post their reaction to the prize.
Even a little training puts you miles ahead of someone with no training.
If it was one of those wrought iron fences with the pointy things on top, or even a picket fence with the triangular tops on the pickets, he probably *was* a stuck pig.
He still works, as a delivery driver, "because my pension isn't very good."
Sad but typical.
Too bad this didn't get caught on tape, I'd have paid good money to see it, and I'm sure others would as well. Maybe the Sergeant wouldn't have to work as a delivery driver.
Of course he could probably get a raise if he switched to guard on high value shipments. :)
The muggers certainly were "cracked up", but I doubt they thought it was very funny. :)
Brings a tear to the eye.
As a vet myself, who served in HK, I worked at night doing anti-vice work in Kowloon, for 6 months. My job was to check on the girls working in the brothels, which were run by the Triads. My partner and I NEVER had a problem during that time. If Douglas was a Provost Sgt, his duties would have confined him to Barracks and not on the streets of HK or Kowloon.
thanks for the ping!
"That's the way to do it!"
Oppps I forgot, Punch and Judy is banned.
Ain't that the truth...;0)
There was no distinction of "airborne" rangers at that time, as all rangers were parachute qualified.. and trained to fight behind enemy lines, assault unassailable positions, and generally do the impossible whenever ordered to do so..
Anyone that qualified to become SAS or Ranger back then was indeed a "special force"..
Balls of steel. You gotta love the British.
A great article.
That is absolutely hillarious and I like this guy!
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