[Gordongekko909]

Okay, time to ride to Dave Barry's defense right quick: Dave Barry is a libertarian, and the quotation in question was more than likely written in the '90s, more than likely in reference to toilet flush regulations. Observe.

[50sDad]

Dave MUST have an email address, somewhere, right? Is he still doing fresh stuff? This deserves attention.

[Froufrou]

I get your point, and concur, but someone named Lieberman wrote what you linked.