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[Apolitical]

CARTER BLAMES BUSH FOR NORTH KOREAN CRISIS: "HE SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED THEM BAD NAMES!"



ATLANTA - Speaking from his luxury room in the Neville Chamberlain Home For Deranged Despot Lovers, former President Jimmy Carter claimed that an agreement he brokered 12 years ago for North Korea to halt nuclear weapons development is "in the wastebasket." Carter contends the Bush administration destroyed the trust of North Korea's "beloved great leader and benefactor, Kim Jong-Il," by contending that the sensitive North Korean leader was part of an "axis of evil."

"He [Bush] shouldn't have called them bad names," Carter told reporters assembled in his heavily-padded room for the news conference. "The North Koreans are a proud, famished people; and who can blame them for wanting to strike out with a nuclear weapon when they are treated in such an insensitive fashion."

Mr. Carter noted that his 1994 mediation "may have given away the store, but great leader Kim told me he was very happy with my largesse and would never, ever build a single nuclear weapon...unless, of course, America called him bad names......."

[Apolitical]

Hmmmmm.

[holden]

Jimmah: "...who can blame them [North Koreans] for wanting to strike out with a nuclear weapon when they are treated in such an insensitive fashion" [as being called the Axis of Evil"].

Yessirreee, Bob, that was such a provocation that it absolutely deserves a nuclear response from Mr. Ronrey. /s

It's just unbelieveable what totally nutty things Leftists like Cahtuh are willing to say!

HF

[trashcanbred]

[geo40xyz]

Jimmy WHO! The worst president in my life time, by far. FUHIM..

[SPOTTEDOWL]

Does anybody out there have a feel for how fast the yellow dog FDR era dimcoRATs are dying off? I have seen figures for the WWII and Korean era vets, but I am unable to get a handle on the old dems. I know that they have no idea that the party of FDR and Harry S. Truman has been hijacked by a bunch of far left liberals.

[bennyjakobowski]

Jimmie The Geek!

Hopefully son Jack will be relegated to the Dustbin of History in Nevada!

[doubled]

The local paper had an opinion piece by Charley Reese today that read just like this. If only Bush had been nicer Kim wouldn't have had to shoot off the bomb.

I am sorry, but I can't find it on line.

[Dawggie]

"Hopefully son Jack will be relegated to the Dustbin of History in Nevada!"

God I hope not! Just think, a 50 foot eco freek monster looking like Jimma!

[gbaker]

Jimmy WHO! The worst president in my life time, by far. FUHIM..

Whenever somebody says Carter is the worst President, I think of Clinton, but whenever somebody says Clinton was the worst, I think of Carter. Decisions decisions????

[Digger]

I go with Bubba. Jimma was stupid/ignorant. Bubba was evil & shrewed & treasonous.