If only we let teachers marry, this wouldn't happen.
Everyone knows this behavior occurs as the result of Bush cutting education funding. If teachers were paid more, they could afford professional sex workers and the trips to Hamburg and Nevada to find them.
Furthermore, unless the teacher is a registered Republican, there is no victim, rather a young person who has been given an unusual opportunity for personal growth. Just like Gerry Studds offered countless young fellows, not to mention Barney Frank. It's similar to what Bill Clinton offered many young women.