[Fiddlstix]

LOL! My dad passed away about six years ago. Every once in a while I'll get a call asking to speak with my dad. I kept telling them he is dead.

This one obnoxious jerk called here one day demanding to speak with my dad. I told him to write this down and then I gave him directions to the cemetery.

Then I told him, "My father is buried there. Feel free to drive out there and talk to him all you want. I can't guarantee that he'll answer you though. But, by all means you're welcome to give it a try".

Then I hung up on the jerk. He never called back. lol

[Mo1]

LOLOL!! .. I should try that one next time

After my mother passed away .. we had a hard time canceling her phone service

The dude at the phone company keep insisting that we couldn't cancel it because the phone was in her name and only she could do that

Finally we said .. Dude, what part of she is dead do you not understand?

He had to ask his supervisor for advice after that

[hoosiermama]

Years ago our phone number was one diget off of one on the local taverns...(Lots of stories..My favorite is:)

One night we had an impromtue sleding, skating party. After one woman called three times asking to speak to her husband. She actually insisted he was there. One of our guest grabbed the phone. We could only hear his side of the conversation. It went something like this:

Yelp!

Yelp!

Yelp!


Yelp, be right home.