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Posted on 10/17/2006 4:27:04 AM PDT by Mo1
Geeze, that was one stadium ago!
These are the phrases I can dredge up and remember:
Her mean old mepstother and two sisty uglers
She had to do all the worty dirk.
The pransome hince was having a ball.
Beeping Sleauty
Don't slop your dripper.
LOL .. well .. lo and behold. I searched for sisty uglers, and here's a close version.
Here is a tale to make your cresh fleep. It will give you poose gimples.
It's the story about Cinderella who lived in a big hark douse with her mean old mep-stother and her two sisty uglers. And they made Cinderella do all the worty dirk while they sat around cheating ocolates and maging readazines.
And, one day, while Cinderella was in the kitchen, flopping the moor, the two sisty uglers came in a said, "Guess what? The prandsome hince is browing a fancy thress drall and we're invited! It's too bad that YOU can't go!"
So, Cinderella went back to the kitchen with ears in her tyes. And she was just about to ckickacee a fricen when, suddenly, there was a linding bash of flight, and standing beside her was a feautiful bairy.
And Cinderella said, "Who are you and what do you want?"
And the feautiful bairy said, "Well, I'm your mairy fod-gother."
And Cinderella said, "Well, may I go to the ball?"
And the fairy said, "That's quite a wish, but okay."
So she waved her magic wand and, instantly, Cinderella was transformed into a bavishing reauty. She had on a lone white gatin sown and a necklace of pubies and rearls, and on her feet were two tiny sass glippers.
The fairy said, "Now, you may go, but you must promise to be mome by hidnight." Soon, she cast to the camele (That's "came to the castle"). And Cinderella jumped out and the first pwo teople she ran into were the two sisty uglers. And she was so beautiful, they didn't even Cinderize recognella!
So, they introduced her to the prandsome hince, and he said, "May I dave this hance. You're so beautiful, you remind me of Beeping Sleauty!"
He was just about to ask for her marr in handiage when, suddenly, the stock clarted to trike swelve, and Cinderella ban from the rall. But, as she did, one of her sass glippers flipped from her soot. The prandsome hince picked it up and said, "Now all I have to do is look for the woman whose soot this flipper sits, and I'll know whom I've laalen in fove with!"
So, the next day, he went from house to house (and you can't turn THAT around!), and, soon, he came to the Cin where housederella lived and docked on the noor. And who should answer but the two sisty uglers. He said, "I'm looking for the woman whose soot this flipper sits." Well, of course, their beet were too fig!
But, then, it was Cinderella's turn and (guess what?) the flipper pitted cerfectly, they were married, and they mived lappily ever after.
I can't do it; the only ones I can find have you and your friend in them.
Nope, it's the other program that needs html and only takes 100 letters total. I have no less than five of the other program downloaded --- none will open --- so one day, when I am not feeling frustrated, I will try to find them all, delete them all, and start fresh.
Thank you, chesty_puller!
Archie Campbell did that!
The Story of Rindercella Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince.
And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. And he'd invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople. Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. Finally, the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go. So she just cat down and scried. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all at once there appeard before her, her gairy fodmother. And he touched her with his wagic mand ... and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the prandsom hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' behind a woden hindow. And Rindercella and the prandsom hince nanced all dight until nidmight...and they lell in fove. And finally, the mid clock strucknight. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Finally he came to Rindercella's house. He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other ... and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters ... and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella ... and it fid dit. It was exactly the sight rize!
So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper!
Should I send them again?
Should I send them again?
You can -- pick the best ones and I'll put them on a better site this time!
I had the same thing happen with one of my cards about three weeks ago. I called and canceled the card right then. They got me for $833.00. It could have been worse I guess. I have no idea how they got the information.
Much better.
Dear.
:)
No way.
YOU were running an AF site????? Someone's on some serious....meds.
Woo hoo!!
Just in:
$100 from Colorado
$100 from Texas
Thank you Colorado and TEXAS!!
And here is the latest batch of mail-in donations received:
$20 from California
$40 from California
$100 from Massachusetts
$20 from Texas
$20 from Indiana
$25 from California
$40 from Missouri
$30 from South Dakota
$20 from Nebraska
$50 from Ohio
$50 from Connecticut
$25 from Maryland
$100 from California
$30 from California
$15 from Armed Forces - Europe
$40 from California
$25 from Alabama
$20 from Michigan
$25 from Idaho
$20 from New York
$20 from New Jersey
$35 from Illinois
$100 from Kentucky
$10 from Florida
$50 from California
$30 from Washington
$25 from Georgia
$20 from New Jersey
$30 from Nebraska
$40 from California
$50 from Indiana
$10 from California
$50 from South Carolina
$20 from North Carolina
$90 from Montana
Thank you all very much!!
Less than $5k to go...
Oh, yes; made a big deal out of it; including posting stuff that was on a locked web site, trying to fob it off as anti-freeper stuff.
By me!
Sick.
LOL!!!
I LOVE it!!!!
I seem to remember "sistey uglers" from somewhere!!!
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