My liberal sister in law was here from Kalifornia last week. We were talking about how we both carry concealed. Sis said that we should call 911. I told her that 911 was a number to call when you needed a public servant to come mop up the blood and haul off the corpse. She had difficulty coping with that statement.
OUTSTANDING.
Regarding break-ins, wasn't the challenge in urban parts of the PRC to call the police, then order a pizza and see who arrives first?
Post # 15.........."911 was a number to call when you needed a public servant to come mop up the blood and haul off the corpse"........Love it!!!!!
LOL Your Kalifornia sister-in-law calling 911: "Thank...you...for...calling. If...you...have...an...emergency...and...wish...to...speak...in...Spanish...press...1. All...of...our...dispatchers...are...on...the...other...lines. Please...hold...for...the...next..."
BANG! BANG! BAM-BAM! BANG!
....................If...you...still...need...help...you...may...leave...a...message............
That was simply beautiful.
ROFLMAO!