Posted on 10/08/2006 8:52:08 PM PDT by kristinn
It can be exclusively reported that the nuclear weapon tested by North Korea today was a U.S. nuclear warhead supplied by Karl Rove in a plot to preserve Republican control of the government in the November elections.
Our sources in the Pentagon tell us that a warhead destined for destruction under the ABM treaty was substituted with a dummy warhead and spirited to North Korea this summer with instructions to wait until the detonation code was delivered by a secret messenger before the election in the fall.
An observer in Pyongyang informed us they witnessed former President George H.W. Bush depart a supersonic SR71 Blackbird plane at a military airbase just outside the North Korean capital. The father of President George W. Bush was seen to be carrying a black briefcase with the presidential seal and a tennis racket.
The witness says the tennis racket was part of a cover story in case his trip was found out: He planned to say he was going to engage in "ping pong" diplomacy with North Korean President Kim Jong Il.
Karl Rove's 21st century October surprise exceeds the ruthlessness displayed by the Reagan team in 1980 when then Vice Presidential nominee George H.W. Bush conducted a similar secret trip to Paris to delay the release of the American embassy personnel being held hostage by the Iranian government until after the presidential election that year.
When we asked one of our Pentagon sources if President Bush was in the loop on the nuclear October surprise, he laughed uproariously and said, "Hell, we're still teaching him how to pronounce 'nuclear warhead' let alone what we do with them."
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Thanks for the good news as other stocks go up, they go down in the worse depression for Dinosaur news.
The MSM is becoming more irrelevant everyday.
I checked KITco first thing this morning....
Greene Beer ping to post #95
They probably have a use in the culture---they just have to figure out what it is---but don't hold your breath.
Yup! You could call 'em all a buncha little "Peters," as in "Peter and the Wolf!" Right?
Never saw the beer .
8-)
Would you consider selling your tagline to our web publishing company?
Sierra Wasp-
Do you realize that if the Clinton's are re-elected President again that they will probably release your FBI files because of that tagline?
I'm the kind that would rather live the rest of my miserable life on my feet, rather than on my miserable knees!!!
Thanks for the warning but I've already noticed the charm ebbing out of my life as soon as Bill Clinton finally completed that interminable speech at the 1988 Demonicrat CONvention!!!
Ever since then, my America has been first slipping into and now rushing pell mell into non-existance! I had little hope since Bush 41 uttered a desire for "a kindler, gentler America."
Now Dubya has refused to clear away all the Clinton Crud from my America and it's exceptional place in the world and we have "the axis of evil" on steroids!!!
How much worse can a new Clinton co-Presiduncy make what's left of my life... I ask you!!! (grin)
You might not be old enough to remember any of what I'm talking about... (grin)
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