I just don't get that. Are all of us supposed to be well versed in the means and methods of the chicken hawk, a term I had never heard until recently. Many of us, I suspect Dennis Hastert is one, do not have a familiarity with this low form of life. I really don't see it as part of his duties as Speaker to familiarize himself with all possible forms of sexual deviance and their manifestations.
No, no. It's much simpler than that. We're all supposed to worship at the shrine of Pat, or resign. Denny didn't worship, therefore he must be purged!
Unclean! Unclean!