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To: MNJohnnie

There seems to be a lot of oddballs that have signed up within the last 2 months. Must be an election coming up soon!


9 posted on 10/07/2006 1:19:04 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: operation clinton cleanup
I wonder why the party of sex has not yet seized on this opportunity to grow government. We could institute sex exam boards in every community to determine the sex orientation of each citizen.

But why stop there? Let's implant RFID chips in all penises and monitor sexual activity so we know where they are and what they are doing at all times.

We could have armies of sexperts on the government payroll analyze data and prepare reports. They could refer people considered deviant or perverted to prosecutors. Others might get sex therapy with Jocyln Elders providing tips on masturbation and Masters and Johnson counseling couples. Their fees and charges for headache meds for malingering females could be covered by Mediscare.

It's been a while since the Dems had a new idea, but this could definately usher in the Brave New World. If we are going to be the worlds lone superpower, we need to make sure we have the best sex in the world, too.

10 posted on 10/07/2006 1:54:03 PM PDT by ClaireSolt (Have you have gotten mixed up in a mish-masher?)
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To: operation clinton cleanup

You're right...

I must be a liberal spy!

Pointing out: manipulating and/or arguing over the definition of words doesn't help our cause.

Whining like that comes off as just that - whining. Let's focus on the facts - like the difference between IMs and e-mails, somthing the media still hasn't picked up on.


14 posted on 10/07/2006 2:26:29 PM PDT by UndauntedR
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