[ClaireSolt]

I wonder why the party of sex has not yet seized on this opportunity to grow government. We could institute sex exam boards in every community to determine the sex orientation of each citizen.

But why stop there? Let's implant RFID chips in all penises and monitor sexual activity so we know where they are and what they are doing at all times.

We could have armies of sexperts on the government payroll analyze data and prepare reports. They could refer people considered deviant or perverted to prosecutors. Others might get sex therapy with Jocyln Elders providing tips on masturbation and Masters and Johnson counseling couples. Their fees and charges for headache meds for malingering females could be covered by Mediscare.

It's been a while since the Dems had a new idea, but this could definately usher in the Brave New World. If we are going to be the worlds lone superpower, we need to make sure we have the best sex in the world, too.

[operation clinton cleanup]

Let's implant RFID chips in all penises and monitor sexual activity so we know where they are and what they are doing at all times.

Speaking as a male, I am opposed to that. Now vagina's... that may have some advantages....

[operation clinton cleanup]

Let's implant RFID chips in all penises

This man may object to having an RFID chip in his head.