[SmithL]

The High Priest of Kyotoism is teaching the catechism to his Acolytes.

[epluribus_2]

"But, Excuse Me, Sir, Mr. Gore, Sir, what if this hockey-stick thing turns out to be wrong - you see according to this study I found while researching a class project..."

Gore: (to 999 other acolytes) "We do not need any further inconvenient truths... educate this young man!"

[SJSAMPLE]

What's next?
They gonna cut off their nuts, buy jogging suits and "ride the comet".

Works for me.

[Sooth2222]

No, it's 1004.

[Tenacious 1]

"People need to be able to ask all these questions about basic science ... and we really want people to feel comfortable to ask any questions they need to ask," Kreider said.

Somebody ask me about the basic science! The science these wackos use is Toon Science. It is imaginary. You might as well be telling people that based on all we know about biology, if a dolphin mated with an elephant, dolphins would be exist on land and interact with civilization.

Here it the first part of the class:

"Before we start today, everyone please take the pill you were given on your way in."

[Diddle E. Squat]

[Mamzelle]

And Branson just promised $3 Billion. The "warming" thing is their excuse to try to tyrannize over us in a thousand different ways, and dream up new ways to seize our property and make us miserable. This was the guy who gave us the "Al Gore Four-flusher"--the toilets that don't work.

[dead]

And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me

[Beth528]

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Gore (and Clinton) revealed the extent of their commitment to the Kyoto Protocol in 1997 -- when they failed to deliver a single Senate vote for it. Clinton/Gore never submitted the Protocol to the Senate for ratification.

[SirFishalot]

So the penguin video was accurate.

[lormand]

If one of his brown shirt fascist knock on my door, they will have a few seconds to vacate.

[theymakemesick]

"Gore's film has become one of the highest-grossing documentaries..."

From: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=inconvenienttruth.htm

AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

Domestic Total as of Sep. 20, 2006: $23,527,370

Distributor: Paramount Classics Release Date: May 24, 2006

[PhillyRepublican]

What, Al's starting his own cult now? There is an empty campsite down in Guyana he can use. Former home of the original Kool Aid drinkers. There was about 1000 of them too, so the size is perfect for Al Gore an his volunteers.

[Trillian]

I wonder if manbearpig has anything to do with this:
http://www.kidsagainstglobalwarming.org/become_a_member.html

I saw it being circulated on freebie boards.