Posted on 09/20/2006 1:17:16 PM PDT by groanup
LMAO!!! I'm a Southerner nd fit most of those descriptions. So does my wife/mother/sister etc...;-)
"Knoxville is bigger than Blacksburg. The Virginia Tech stadium seats 65,000 and the town only seats 40,000."
Michigan International Speedway seats 139,000+ fans, plus all of the support people (beer vendors mostly). Brooklyn, Michigan (where MIS is located) has maybe 2,500 people living there.
Someday, when the Big House gets really big, and U of M traffic jams take 2-3 days to clear after the game, they'll have MIS.....
Yeah..... Apologize.... LOL... [/sarcasm]
"Ahem, anybody residing north of I-10 is a Yankee, as far as I'm concerned. ;^)"
And anything south of Dayton / Indianapolis is Kentucky, and anything west of Dayton is West Virginia......
You could apologize.
Bourbon at an SEC game is a requirement. We cleverly used our dates undergartments to sneak it in the student section.
BTW, War Eagle!
"So does my wife/mother/sister etc...;-)"
So, how is your wife/mother/sister doing? I met her once at the Piggly-Wiggly...
At UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: 3,500: one to change the bulb, 300 to demand the bulb-changer be granted an engineering degree on the basis of "life experience;" 800 to riot and burn-down the engineering building when the honorary degree is not forthcoming; 200 to hold a special inquiry into racist and sexist university policies at the Statehouse; and the entire staffs at The Boston Globe and New York Times to keep the story alive for a year while demanding reparations because of university homophobic, sexist, racist, lookist, specist, warmongering, global warming Republican policies.
Its funny cause its true...gotta love it...No lights in Arkansas bwaaaaaaaaaaa
Ha......ha.......fairly clever for a Big 10 guy.....;-)
Thats obvious, everyone knows Texas is abbreviated t.u.
In this state, they define an atheist as someone who DOESN'T CARE who wins the Alabama-Auburn game.
LSU!!!
Welcome South to your son.
Everybody knows that "real" football is played in the SEC.
{That should do the trick}
Yea..How did Clarett ever get in and how much Troy Smith is being paid this year..They still gotta Gilligans Island 101 that Katzenmoyer was taking?
THAT is 100% true...
LOL!!
"Nothing else in the universe comes even halfway close to the glories of Southern football!"
Except High School Football in West Texas.
Where do you think those colleges get their players?
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