[pabianice]

At UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: 3,500: one to change the bulb, 300 to demand the bulb-changer be granted an engineering degree on the basis of "life experience;" 800 to riot and burn-down the engineering building when the honorary degree is not forthcoming; 200 to hold a special inquiry into racist and sexist university policies at the Statehouse; and the entire staffs at The Boston Globe and New York Times to keep the story alive for a year while demanding reparations because of university homophobic, sexist, racist, lookist, specist, warmongering, global warming Republican policies.

[american_ranger]

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two but I don't know how they got inside the lightbulb.

[Christian4Bush]

At UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: 3,500: one to change the bulb, 300 to demand the bulb-changer be granted an engineering degree on the basis of "life experience;" 800 to riot and burn-down the engineering building when the honorary degree is not forthcoming; 200 to hold a special inquiry into racist and sexist university policies at the Statehouse; and the entire staffs at The Boston Globe and New York Times to keep the story alive for a year while demanding reparations because of university homophobic, sexist, racist, lookist, specist, warmongering, global warming Republican policies.

LMAO!!!!