I'll be back soon. Hope you are still here!
Posted this on a few other threads.. and since I took something from here, permit me to contribute
At the following link you will find a (to me) absolutely hilarious phone message that one man left on a friend's answering machine, that was played on a radio program, "Roger, Rick, and Marilyn Morning Show Bits". It's a lesson in 1) Don't Mess with Texas, and 2) Don't Mess with Texas' Women.
I laughed hard -- it's got some mildly PG language.
http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
I will be for a while. Trying to get my act together so I can start my music. I found a couple of new ones, too! Yay for me!