On September 24, 2005 there was a football game between the South Carolina Gamecocks played the Troy State Trojans.......
The placards at the game were great.....
"Your Trojans can't hold our Cocks"
Ya' get the idea.....even the announcers couldn't keep a straight face...
In 2001 when the Diamondbacks were playing the Yankees in the World Series, I went to Uncle Sam's (Pizza / Sub joint) to watch the game. The waitresses were all wearing T-shirts which read (ahem):
"It's gonna take more than 9 Yanks to beat our Johnson!"
Cheers!