[Vigilanteman]

Just down the road a-piece from Bird-In-Hand, isn't it?

Yep. Intercourse was originally named Cross Keys. The Amishlike shops there actually sell bags which state

I (heart shape) Intercourse

Yeah, I had to get one. There is a dying town named Dick not far from where I live, nearly the opposite side of the state. The joke is that Dick is dying because it is so far away from Intercourse.

[dayglored]

> The joke is that Dick is dying because it is so far away from Intercourse.

That is a freakin' riot. Love it!