Posted on 09/04/2006 8:33:37 PM PDT by Scarchin
Bible scholars claim to have fixed the bug in their decoding that caused their earlier mistaken predictions. As a result they have so many different scriptural calculations leading to the same month for the UN bomb, that "coincidence is no longer an option" for their research team.
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Will Kofi be in the building?
I don't think "scholars" means what they think it means....
Let er rip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just make sure our guys are outta there!
Hopefully - the UN won't overreact with a disproportionate response. /sarc
Why don't they read the Bible and apply its lessons, rather than use it as a magic decoder ring?
Mixed feelings on this one. I don't want to see a nuke go off on any American soil, on the other hand...
My highly precise astrozoological calculations, performed with the utmost fnordic precision, say if you send a thousand bucks to me then there is at least a 50% chance to avoid this terrible outcome.
Unless it is Israel hitting them (and it wouldn't surprise me if that was part of their doomsday plan, sorry to say), why would they waste the Islamic or Asian bomb on their best friends in the world? I believe in "US out of the UN, UN out of the US," but not that way.
Why do I have the feeling these guys are smoking tea leaves rather than reading them?
Well technically the UN is not American soil, but don't tell that to all those people who live in Turtle Bay.
why "terrible"?
One can hope.
Huh? Israel? Would you like to take another crack at this one?
Technically, the UN isn't on US soil...
BTW - how does this quackery get on Yahoo News???
Ray Nagin has weighed in: "They need this like New York needs another hole in the ground."
In my humble opinion, this is all nonsense. When people start calculating based upon all sorts of unproven suppositions about what this means or what that represents, I put on my hip boots to avoid stepping in the .... uh .... nonsense.
Don't forget that the mark of a true prophet is one who is correct 100% of the time. In my opinion, the mark of one who knows biblical intrepretation is one who correctly interprets 100% of the time. For this one, we need only wait until the end of September. I suspect that, when October comes with no nuke, they'll post another "corrected" calculation. In the meantime, don't forget to send them a donation. :)
Has he decided what flavor ice-cream the city should be? LOL
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