Anti-Imam Infidel Multiple Sarcasm Torpedoes ARMED. FIRE ONE!!
He's been practicing "outercourse" with those 72 virgins.
FIRE TWO!
If we wanted to stop Ahmedijenad, all we'd have to do is send a Navy Seal team...
To pour a couple gallons of bacon grease down that well.
Cheers!
How about pour a ton of hot 400° bacon grease down that Mahdi's well? He won't be coming up for air or Armageddon