Refute this if you can:
Your theory is close, but the Actual cause of Global warming is the end of slavery.
With thousands of slave ships no longer throwing 200 million of slaves overboard, the ecology of the ocean was altered.
/Major Owens (D-NY)
" == With thousands of slave ships no longer throwing 200 million of slaves overboard, the ecology of the ocean was altered. == "
Ahh, but the millions of sharks that still constantly patrol the slave ship routes looking for a free meal have certainly changed the ocean currents! (/sarc)