Katie's Extreme Makeover? (another altered image!)

TV Newser ^ | Tuesday, Aug 29 | Brian Stelter

[FreedomCalls]

Not again?! This might be OK in the world of entertainment, but it's not a good start if Katie wants to be taken seriously in the news department.

[pcottraux]

I like the skinny one better, because there's less of her.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

who the hell is this?

[ThomasThomas]

Just removing the weight Americans don't want to see.

Cameras add weight photoshop takes away. The world is in balance.

[Darkwolf377]

The left pic makes her look like Tipper Gore. The right one makes her look like The Joker.

Fortunately, I won't be watching whichever one shows up on TV.

[Marius3188]

Dam, she has a stupid smile just like Biden. I hate Biden's smile. Hate it. Hate it!!!!

[kingu]

Hello! CBS! Why play around with the pic when your target audience will be watching her nightly. Or did the pick up Television Camera, Adobe Edition?

Inane.

[FreedomCalls]

They thinned her neck too.

[Plutarch]

Did they thin up her neck as well?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

"Marge, I soaked in it!"

[Darkwolf377]

Biden has the most insincere smile of any human, ever. When he smiles, you can read his thoughts, which are "You are SO less intelligent than I is!"

Katie's smile makes her look like a silly lightweight, a giggly girl, not a woman of substance.

[FreedomCalls]

More info here: http://www.broadcastingcable.com/index.asp?layout=articlePrint&articleID=CA6366843

CBS Puts Couric on Photoshop Diet

CBS blames the "editorial staff" of a promotional magazine for doctoring a photo to dramatically slim Katie Couric down, but those editors are in fact the network’s PR staff.

Website TVNewser caught CBS putting Couric on a diet in its Watch magazine by altering a photo of her from the network’s upfront presentation that substantially thins her waist and face. The Website showed the magazine’s version next to the version originally taken at the network’s ad presentation in Carnegie Hall last May.

Magazine photos are altered all the time. However, this alteration comes as the network is struggling to portray longtime NBC Today Show co-host Couric as a news anchor with the gravitas to convey serious news.

A CBS spokesman says only that "the editorial staff of Watch magazine retouched the photo without the knowledge of Katie Couric or CBS news management" and would not elaborate further.

However, the alteration is completely an inside job. Much of the production and ad sales of the quarterly magazine are handled by an outside custom publisher, but the editorial content is all prepared by CBS’ own communications department. The magazine’s masthead says that Executive VP, Communications, Gil Schwartz is editor in chief and Director of Communications Jeremy Murphy is editor.

Murphy— who actually puts out the magazine—would not comment Tuesday, but in an interview in PR Week when the magazine was announced last year, Murphy said, "It really is a journalistic enterprise. We're putting together a magazine that will be useful."

Tongue in cheek, Schwartz says that "nothing in Watch magazine has done anything to diminish Katie's true stature."

Through a spokesman, Couric says that she prefers the original photo "because there's more of me to love."

[Bullish]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

[stainlessbanner]

She just needs a green helmet

[ashtanga]

Just what is this subliterate's claim to fame? That she can read some left leaning "news" from a teleprompter? That she let her, er, X-rays, be shown on TV? I'm confused.

[Rome2000]

Why not just air a computer animation of this nitwit.

[patriciaruth]

Do they moonlight? I've got some photos that need a tummy tuck, too.

It's a cruel world out there, Katie. Believe me, I'll never judge you on the frills.

But if you slant the news or lie to me, I can be cruel, too.

[Screamname]

I cannot believe the lengths they are going to promote this bonafide effin` idiot. Like I posted in another thread, here in NYC you would think the second coming of the Messiah was coming down to save the masses, everywhere you look they have this bimbos picture. It`s like some sort of sick Stalin, Saddam, Kim Jung Il messiah complex, her freakish mug is everywhere. The only thing missing is the 50 ft statues. For example, read this...Note the amount of buses they say...

Couric To Ride the Bus -- Every Bus

"The face of Katie Couric will appear on every single bus in the city of New York as part of an unprecedented $10-million campaign to promote her ascension to the anchor's desk at the CBS Evening News, the New York Times reported Sunday. The network also flew news anchors from its top 48 affiliates to New York to interview Couric for features that will be presented on each local station, the newspaper said. The promotional campaign for Couric, the Times observed, is comparable only to those mounted for hit primetime shows like CSI. Broadcasting & Cable magazine observed that a massive New York poster campaign will also target New York subway stations and Grand Central and Penn stations. CBS is also set to become the inaugural sponsor of the New York Times new online TV section, launching Sept. 4. Couric told the Times that she expects her program will be distinguished by the fact that it will spend less time on "news of the day" and focus "on longer takeouts, if you will." She said that it will also devoted 90 seconds or so each night to a segment titled "Free Speech" that will present opinions of ordinary Americans, scholars, and sometimes even comedians."

As if 911 wasn`t bad enough, now we have to be tortured by this nightmare?

[FreedomCalls]

Why not just air a computer animation of this nitwit.

Good idea. Didn't Soledad O'Brien get her start on MSNBC hosting a show with a computer-generated tech advise dude, Dev Null I think was his name? Bring him back and let him host it.

[Khurkris]

she done cleaned up real nice...