[kromike]

Agreed. Some mumbling, towel-wearing freakazoid tries that on me, he's getting the business end of my Beretta.

I'll save a couple of shots for his family jewels.

And finally, I'll sprinkle him with bacon bits and pork rinds....

[butternut_squash_bisque]

"And finally, I'll sprinkle him with bacon bits and pork rinds...."

Personally, I'd save the pork rinds to have with a cold Rolling Rock, while watching him die. Then, use the bacon bits on him, face-down, so he can't see allah (pigpoop be upon him).

My Kimber .45 would just about be cool enough to re-holster, by then.