"And finally, I'll sprinkle him with bacon bits and pork rinds...."
Personally, I'd save the pork rinds to have with a cold Rolling Rock, while watching him die. Then, use the bacon bits on him, face-down, so he can't see allah (pigpoop be upon him).
My Kimber .45 would just about be cool enough to re-holster, by then.
I like the scene in Teeth of the Tiger when the FBI agent wraps a football in the arms of a tying Islamofacist and tells him it's a Pig Skin.