Though unable to cite specific cases, Burress contended that the availability of in-room porn is making hotels more dangerous.
Uhh. No. They're not. They're basically hardcore with only the "money shot" left out.
And if you ask how I know this, I'll deny any direct knowledge.
That is not true anymore. Check out the listings on the in-room movie service. This is not just soft-core T&A stuff anymore. Full XXX rated movies with every graphic penetration and view you can imagine are now the norm on the hotel in-room services. It wouldn't surprise me for movies showing actual bestiality to be available soon (and I'm sure some people would probably pay to see them).
Those extra channels make the TV heavier. Then they can fall on and kill children. THE CHILDREN!