"Some hotels don't encourage the guests to masturbate (with porn channels). Maybe that should be the ad campaign the competition should use."
Hmm...I'm not quite sure how they'd word an ad like that.
Welcome to Marriot! All Rooms Are No Smoking. Masturbation is Forbidden in All of Our Porn-Free Rooms. Check Us Out with Our Complimentary Blacklights in Every Room. Marriot Is Not Just Smoke-Free! Now We're Semen-Free, Too!
Nah, I don't see that ad pulling in the guests.
Sanitized for your protection.
It is one thing to prohibit such activity, it is quite another to encourage it.
Welcome to Marriot! All Rooms Are No Smoking. Masturbation is Forbidden in All of Our Porn-Free Rooms. Check Us Out with Our Complimentary Blacklights in Every Room. Marriot Is Not Just Smoke-Free! Now We're Semen-Free, Too!
LOL! Well, I know what the circle-and-bar "No Smoking" sign looks like. As for the other, perhaps they could use a pic of Bill Clinton with the circle and bar.
Hey, he WANTED a legacy...
"Welcome to Marriot! All Rooms Are No Smoking. Masturbation is Forbidden in All of Our Porn-Free Rooms. Check Us Out with Our Complimentary Blacklights in Every Room. Marriot Is Not Just Smoke-Free! Now We're Semen-Free, Too!"
That was very funny. I couldn't stop laughing and my kids now think I am a lunatic!