Some hotels don't encourage the guests to masturbate (with porn channels). Maybe that should be the ad campaign the competition should use.
"And remember, we don't rent our rooms by the hour to prostitutes..."
"Some hotels don't encourage the guests to masturbate (with porn channels). Maybe that should be the ad campaign the competition should use."
Hmm...I'm not quite sure how they'd word an ad like that.
Welcome to Marriot! All Rooms Are No Smoking. Masturbation is Forbidden in All of Our Porn-Free Rooms. Check Us Out with Our Complimentary Blacklights in Every Room. Marriot Is Not Just Smoke-Free! Now We're Semen-Free, Too!