If I were President, I would be in a quandary. Should I use tactical nukes and try to salvage some of Iran's oil, or just say,"Screw it," use the big ones, and call it a day? I think I'd be leaning towards the latter option. How do you say, "Buh-bye" in Farsi?
I think that it is possible to drill through glass parking lots. Nuke 'em.