I think that it is possible to drill through glass parking lots. Nuke 'em.
Yeah, but we'd have to get the environmental whackos to sign off on disturbing the nests of glow-in-the-dark cockroaches.
By the way, are we related? Cousins, maybe?? I've been "set free" by Scotch on more than one occasion. Usually Macallan's 15 is the culprit. :)