I think they should elect me. I promise to end world hunger by 2009.
I will vote for you but only if you promise to end World Islamic Facism withing the first 100 days of being elected.
You're running a little ahead of schedule.
World now has more fat people than hungry ones (LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE NOT "STARVING IN CHINA")
His actual quote, in the third paragraph, doesn't really deliver the lunacy promised in the headline and the lead paragraph.
"I think they should elect me. I promise to end world hunger by 2009."
Too late. World hunger is so 2004. Now it is world obesity. Apparently survival of the fattest is in and those little hungry children were eaten by faster running people.