But...but...is not a can oopenerr a knife as well?
At any rate, in my normal voice, I DO like the canned haggis available here:
http://www.caledoniankitchen.com/catalog/
Ooh, they have lamb haggis now; I'll have to try that...
It is good stuff, I bought a case from Caledonia Kitchen and sent them out to relatives for Xmas, and they are still laughing about what a gas it was!!
Its good as you say.