LOL Maybe if I keep at it I'll figure out why I get so irked by this whole topic of Neanderthal lineage (or absence thereof). It's difficult to find an issue of less practical significance, and yet I just can't seem to leave it alone.
Have you considered fixating on one of these instead? It occurred to me, by remembering way back when, about a Yale student writing a "Dear Abby" about his rubber duck fixation. She "outed" him as being rather shall we say "disingenuous" by noticing the New Haven postmark. One couldn't get anything past her. She was from Council Bluffs, Iowa.