To: tiredoflaundry; zook; MaryFromMichigan; Red Badger
I heard this joke on one of these shows:
"If Totie Fields married Truman Capote, she would be:
Totie Capote"
I know, I know -- GROAN!!! Schmaltz at its best!
40 posted on
08/11/2006 10:23:50 AM PDT by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: Polyxene
If Shirley Temple-Black married Tyrone Power, She would be Shirley Temple-Black Power!.....
46 posted on
08/11/2006 10:25:59 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Polyxene
To: Polyxene
I remember the one about Kitty Wells marrying Conway Twitty. Her name would be "Kitty Twitty".......
107 posted on
08/11/2006 11:06:33 AM PDT by
GrannyK
To: Polyxene; Red Badger
If Dorothy Lamour married Anwar Sadat, she'd be Dot Sadat.
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