The USS Cole, the American Embassies in Africa, and the marine barracks.
Where was Dubya when The Great Ronald Reagan was shot? Answer me that..eh? Eh?
When I was abducted by aliens...both times...I could swear I saw Bush in the motherwheel with the bad things. The doctors at the nervous house said that I might have imagined it...but I know what I saw. I'm thinking about incorporating these facts in the next publicly funded university class I teach....well...when the people in white coats let me out anyway.