WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS

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[kassie]

LOL

[kassie]

These are great, thanks.

[kabar]

LOL.

[outofsalt]

Take the challenge... almost 30 years apart and you will be amused. I never said I didn't like his work but, if you look at these two movies, back to back, you'll get a giggle

[Bonaparte]

That was Hill and Disraeli in Commons. It's an extreme abbreviation of their two speeches.

[SunkenCiv]

http://flashbackmiami.com/2015/01/02/winston-churchill-visits-miami/

https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/local-news/having-chat-churchills-parrot-114-13642592

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4985813/Parrot-pictured-with-Winston-Churchill-still-drawing-a-crowd-after-67-years.html

Parrot pictured with Winston Churchill still drawing a crowd after 67 years

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01365/parrot_1365876c.jpg

[SunkenCiv]

Note: this topic is from 08/06/2006. Thanks SLB.

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.

• *** The Nazis, Says Churchill's Parrot [2004]
• Churchill's foul-mouth parrot alive at 104 [2004]
• Winston Churchill's parrot is still alive and continues to this day to cuss Hitler out. [2004]
• Foul-mouth parrot mimics Churchill's wartime thoughts [2004]
• Winston Churchill's Doctor's Note Allowing Him to Drink "Unlimited" Alcohol in Prohibition America [2016]
• BBC brands Churchill 'an enemy of the people' ... a deeply hated drunk [leftist lies] [2015]
• Churchill's Cigar Gets Airbrushed Out of History [2010]
• Winston Churchill's cigar for sale [2010]
• Winston Churchill statue in Paris desecrated with blood red paint on liberation anniversary [2009]
• France orders Britain to trigger Article 50 and choose new PM 'within days' [2016]
• Major blow for Cameron as EU boss tells PM: There'll be NO more reform if you Remain [2016]
• Fawlty Towers star John Cleese backs Brexit - and suggested HANGING Jean-Claude Juncker [2016]
• Revealed: Queen backs Brexit as alleged EU bust-up with ex-Deputy PM emerges [2016]
• The Queen 'backs Brexit': Her Majesty reported to have revealed Eurosceptic views to former [tr] [2016]
• Ex DC GOP Chairman: Trump Is "Almost Churchillian" [2016]
• Michael Savage To Trump: 'You're The Winston Churchill Of Our Time' [2015]

[morphing libertarian]

Legendary USC football coach John McKay circa 1969. What did you think of your teams execution. I think it’s good idea. (after being upset).

[colorado tanker]

Wish the parrot could remember more, such as comments on Stalin, Roosevelt or DeGaulle. I bet Winnie had some choice things to say about le grand Charles.

[oldvirginian]

Git-English
An unpleasant or contemptible person.

[SamAdams76]

Love Winston Churchill. These are all great.

[BradyLS]

Given that it’s a British saying, I always took it to mean that a ‘git’ was a form of ‘get’—‘one who was begotten.’ A person. A ‘stupid git’ is simply a stupid person, but sounds so much worse.

[oldvirginian]

“One from my father: “If you had another brain it would rattle.”

Or as an uncle used to say “a brain in that boy’s head would amount to a BB in a boxcar”.

[oldvirginian]

If you grew up in the old south the worst thing someone could say to you was “well bless your heart”.
If you heard that you knew their estimation of you was lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
Folks didn’t even say that to/about the town idiot.

It served purpose as a humiliating put down as well as an expression of heartfelt pity.
Context was everything.

[BradyLS]

Join the Lazamataz wing of the party. No shortage of action there!

[Larry Lucido]

Wow, this thread takes me back. Okay, here are a few.

[Larry Lucido]

[elcid1970]

Churchill about a pompous, self-important Minister as he swept past him in the halls of Parliament:

“There, but for the grace of God....goes God!”

[Tallguy]

What? No Lady Astor/Churchill insults?

[Mr. Jeeves]

It was composer Erik Satie, replying to a critic:

"I am sitting in the smallest room in the house. I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind me."