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WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS
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Posted on 08/06/2006 4:28:00 AM PDT by SLB
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Enjoy
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:28:00 AM PDT
by
SLB
To: JoeSixPack1; Larry Lucido
Top of the morning to you. Found this in my in box this morning.
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:29:42 AM PDT
by
SLB
(Wyoming's Alan Simpson on the Washington press - "all you get is controversy, crap and confusion")
To: SLB
Good stuff. There must be a collection of much more of these luscious tidbits somewhere all in one place? Non?
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:31:02 AM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Monotheism is a gift from the gods.)
To: SLB
To: SLB
I found cereal in my box. I enjoyed the cereal.
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:33:48 AM PDT
by
battlegearboat
(How's that for an insult?)
To: SLB
Yes, I think we all enjoyed it....thanks for the post
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:33:52 AM PDT
by
Kimmers
To: SLB
I wish I knew the exact quote and who said it, but...
"I am sitting in the smallest room in my house with your letter in front of me. Soon it will be behind me."
(think...)
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:34:22 AM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
To: SLB
I, too, have read a few obits with great pleasure.
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:35:47 AM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: Right_in_Virginia; SLB
Such delightful wit....Sadly, most of today's standup "comedians" come up short.
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:36:00 AM PDT
by
Carolinamom
(Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. ---Barry Goldwater)
To: SLB
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:37:33 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: SLB
To: SLB
Any insult by Shaw should be taken as a compliment. Great comeback by Churchill, though.
To: Darkwolf377
I wish I knew the exact quote and who said it, but... Google shows this.
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:39:39 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Darkwolf377
That was a playwright who said of a drama critic who had panned his latest production,
"I have your review in front of me. In a moment it will be behind me."
If not Shaw, may have been Alec Woollcott.
To: SLB
Dorothy Parker and H. L. Mencken were also masters of this, P. J. O'Rourke may be the current champ.
-Eric
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:43:22 AM PDT
by
E Rocc
(Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
To: SLB
Your initials are those of my wife. But I know you are not she since I can hear her out in the kitchen making coffee. (How anybody can drink that foul fluid is beyond me. Yuk.)
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:44:48 AM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Monotheism is a gift from the gods.)
To: SLB
In nineteenth-century England, there were two Members of Parliment ( whose names escape me ) who were bitter, contentious rivals. Years ago, I read of the following exchange on the floor between them:
'You, Sir! Will die either of Insanity or an Unspeakable Disease!'
"That, Sir, depends upon whether I embrace your policies- or your mistress..."
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:49:15 AM PDT
by
backhoe
To: SLB
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posted on
08/06/2006 4:58:29 AM PDT
by
clyde asbury
(Andante con moto)
To: backhoe
Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
To: sauropod
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