I just thank goodness Mother Slim didn't keep the thing and give it to Mrs. Slim... I still have a tendency to wander off in stores. Drives her nuts. Fortunately, she can usually track me down by going to the tool asile.
Now that you mention it, I could totally use a kid leash on Xena's Guy when we go to Best Buy.
In his defense, he would make the exact same statement about me, except he'd substitute Barnes and Noble for Best Buy.
At least she tries to track you down. Mrs. Cougar just leaves without me.