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To: Tijeras_Slim

Shopping with Mom, my sister and I were decently behaved (in her case, presaging a life spent in malls and high-end stores), but our little brother was a TERROR. So on the harness he went!

Family friends found the leash weird, but they never had to hunt the boy down while he was hiding inside a round dress rack.

(We usually found him because he couldn't keep the joke to himself, so when some unsuspecting woman would take a dress, he'd whisper, "No, don't take that one.")


280 posted on 07/24/2006 10:21:57 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: Xenalyte; Skooz

I just thank goodness Mother Slim didn't keep the thing and give it to Mrs. Slim... I still have a tendency to wander off in stores. Drives her nuts. Fortunately, she can usually track me down by going to the tool asile.


285 posted on 07/24/2006 10:25:31 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: Xenalyte

My wife and I harness our 3 year old. She is able to move about, but never too far from our reach.


304 posted on 07/24/2006 10:34:31 AM PDT by new cruelty
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