Oh, dear, you don't think that Hizbollah would treachorously sell fattening chocolate to an unsuspecting population? Surely they must only make the healthiest, low-fat, sugar-free chocolate without harming the environment. After all, everything else they do is with kindness and with the highest regard for human life./s
Oh no, of course not! In fact after they get done blowing up innocent civilians and kidnapping soldiers, they pass out gummy bears flavored with fruit juice. /s
So much info on this thread, I haven't been able to keep up!