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Ape Meat Sold in U.S., European Black Markets
National Geographic News ^ | July 18, 2006 | Sara Goudarzi

Posted on 07/19/2006 10:59:44 AM PDT by ZULU

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To: weegee

"So let's have the names of these politicians who are eating primates."

I can think of a few who ACT like primates: Kennedy, McCain, Pelosi, Frankenfeinstein, Schumer, Lautenberg
(HEY - He's ALIVE!!! I saw him TALKING on TV the other day!!!).


21 posted on 07/19/2006 11:10:58 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: weegee
"So let's have the names of these politicians who are eating primates."

"I been eatin ape meat since I was young and it hasn't affected me any".

22 posted on 07/19/2006 11:11:13 AM PDT by TheCrusader
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To: basil

Well, there aren't any sheep around in Africa, so, well, those Brokeback Mountain types, well, you know.


23 posted on 07/19/2006 11:11:58 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: Sax

You have a dirty, dirty, dirty mind!!!!!


24 posted on 07/19/2006 11:12:44 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: ZULU

This reminds me of a cartoon in the New Yorker from about 30 odd years ago, showing a bunch of New Yorkers crowding into a diner, munching on stacked piles of hamburgers advertised at only 5 cents each. The caption was "What New York Did With Kong's Body".


25 posted on 07/19/2006 11:14:26 AM PDT by Paladin2b
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To: musicman

That's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


26 posted on 07/19/2006 11:14:57 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek

Bonzo!


27 posted on 07/19/2006 11:16:41 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: Paladin2b

That's REALLY funny!!


28 posted on 07/19/2006 11:16:43 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: brytlea
I assume that is a joke?

Not really. Ignoring the "food" part, it's the private ownership of the animals that protects the species. "Public ownership" of any asset, including animals or the environment, tends to result in the decay of that asset. If the animal doesn't belong to any particular person, then there is no one with a vested interested in protecting and breeding the species...

29 posted on 07/19/2006 11:16:44 AM PDT by Onelifetogive (Freerepublic - The website where "Freepers" is not in the spell checker dictionary...)
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To: ZULU
>Ape Meat Sold in U.S., European Black Markets

If the ape looked like
Helena Bonham Carter
I might take a taste . . .

30 posted on 07/19/2006 11:17:58 AM PDT by theFIRMbss (Helena Bonham Carter pic take two. And . . . Action!)
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To: All

What...no "Bush's Fault" posts yet??

I'm disappointed.


31 posted on 07/19/2006 11:18:10 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the perpetually dejected Mets fan.)
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To: ZULU
In other news, Michael Moore apparently has lost over 220 lbs on some new, mysterious diet...
32 posted on 07/19/2006 11:18:39 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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To: CT-Freeper
>What...no "Bush's Fault" posts yet??

I was going to,
but this guy told me not to.
He has got a plan . . .

33 posted on 07/19/2006 11:20:28 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: ZULU

"Lautenberg
(HEY - He's ALIVE!!! I saw him TALKING on TV the other day!!!). "


HAHAH...I thought the rats kept him in a box somewhere, he's hardly ever seen. I think he simply filled a square for the rats in that election.


34 posted on 07/19/2006 11:21:24 AM PDT by goresalooza (Nurses Rock!)
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To: ZULU

Mmmmm. Ape meat. Agggghhh.

35 posted on 07/19/2006 11:23:11 AM PDT by Maceman (This is America. Why must we press "1" for English?)
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To: ZULU

Bush meat? Bush fault.


36 posted on 07/19/2006 11:25:51 AM PDT by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: ZULU

>>>"Bush meat" consumption is widespread >>>

Susan Sarandan and Sean Penn were quite surprised to learn that they were not, in fact, enjoying a fine meal George W. Bush carcass, but wild gorillas.

They have entered therapy for an undesignated amount of time.


37 posted on 07/19/2006 11:27:24 AM PDT by sandbar
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To: TSchmereL

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts!

(cont'd -- everybody sing!!)
Great, great gobs of slimy, greasy gopher guts
Little, dirty birdie feet
Mutilated monkey meat
Great, great gobs of slimy, greasy gopher guts
And me without a spoon!

(This is how I remember the song)


38 posted on 07/19/2006 11:28:23 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: reagan_fanatic
In other news, Michael Moore apparently has lost over 220 lbs on some new, mysterious diet...

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Did his ass fall off?

39 posted on 07/19/2006 11:28:53 AM PDT by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: Onelifetogive
Last time I looked, no one was raising gorillas for food so hunting can wipe them out. The enviros don't understand that if cows were *not* raised for food you would only see that species in a zoo.
40 posted on 07/19/2006 11:29:23 AM PDT by Ditter
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