Does this pantsuit make me look fat?
No, no, no. Your butt does (apologies to Chris Farley).
Man, she's so fat, when she f@rts, it sounds like she's applauding herself.
I tell ya, the best way to get Hillary into your bedroom is to butter her hips and push like h#ll.
I'm tellin ya, she's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Last night she was taking her clothes off and a peeping Tom started booing.
She's got a cross-your-thighs bra.
They use her in prison to cure sex offenders.