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To: Twinkie

106 posted on 07/17/2006 8:35:16 PM PDT by mirkwood (Gun control isn't about guns. It's about control.)
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To: mirkwood
Nice one.

Does this pantsuit make me look fat?
No, no, no. Your butt does (apologies to Chris Farley).

Man, she's so fat, when she f@rts, it sounds like she's applauding herself.

I tell ya, the best way to get Hillary into your bedroom is to butter her hips and push like h#ll.

I'm tellin ya, she's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Last night she was taking her clothes off and a peeping Tom started booing.

She's got a cross-your-thighs bra.
They use her in prison to cure sex offenders.

109 posted on 07/17/2006 8:44:47 PM PDT by Richard Kimball
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