Does this pantsuit make me look fat?
No, no, no. Your butt does (apologies to Chris Farley).
Man, she's so fat, when she f@rts, it sounds like she's applauding herself.
I tell ya, the best way to get Hillary into your bedroom is to butter her hips and push like h#ll.
I'm tellin ya, she's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Last night she was taking her clothes off and a peeping Tom started booing.
She's got a cross-your-thighs bra.
They use her in prison to cure sex offenders.
Tears of laughter at each of your lines.
Great stuff. Thanks.
Should be shared as therapeutic laughter triggers in hospitals . . . especially military hospitals! And probably with White House staff.