Posted on 07/13/2006 2:36:50 AM PDT by Hadean
Chicken lays mystery Allah egg
A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported on Thursday.
"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.
"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."
The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.
Kazakhstan is a large, thinly populated Central Asian state where Sunni Islam is a dominant religion.
It's already bad.
lol
Call Ahmadinejad in Iran.... he's looking for the 12th Imam.
Somehow I don't get the yoke.
I just don't think I could live if I missed any more stories about allah (may large rivers of p*** be upon him) and his eggs.
L
Smiling....
Even funnier and more stupid than the Rat article.
Consider yourself a pingee of the Allah Egg List!
What happens when people from the "Crazy Naked People Ping List" invade the thread of the "Allah Egg Ping List"?
My sentiments exactly. Chicken poop!
Allah eggs belong to us!
With grits and hash browns.... man I'm hungry.
It must have been an Allah egg. 2 minutes after it was discovered, the coop blew up.
The result includes the words "over-cooked omelet", but I can't post the whoile thing here without causing embarrassment to some.
Maybe it means he belongs up (or hails from) a chicken's @$$.
Notice how in the West people imagine pictures of the Virgin Mary or Jesus in things, but in Islam since images are forbidden they imagine "holy" writing on things? How many pictures of Mo have they ignored - "can't be him, Allah doesn't allow images of the (false) Prophet!"
No it won't go bad and I have some old "venison" that has been aging outside (on the highway shoulder) in the Texas sun all summer that also says "Allah: (or will soon). Some mosque needs to hang that inside as a revered icon. It won't go bad (don't mind the flys).
"Don't they have to kill the chicken for producing an image of the prophet?"
Only if they find out who the egg's father was.
Then it's an HONOR killing, so it's OK.
2 minutes after it was discovered, the coop blew up.
I thought you had to pull the pin on those first..?
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