[Kathy in Alaska]

Another from Arrowhead.........

Subject: FW: Talking Dog

A man is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I as pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired".

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff!"

[EsmeraldaA]

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[fatima]

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[Lady Jag]

Safari Dog

A man goes on a safari and brings his dog along. Of course the dog runs off and gets lost. Well the dog comes upon a skeleton of bones on the ground and he realizes they are Jaguar bones and just out of the corner of his eye he sees a jaguar stalking him. So the dog thinks real quick and picks up one of the bones and says "Man, that sure was a good Jaguar." So the jaguar backs off realizing he shouldn't mess with this dog.

At the same time a monkey was in the tree and sees this situation and thinks if he lets the jaguar know what's up maybe he won't get eaten by the jaguar. So he goes down to the jaguar and says "You've been had. He didn't eat that jaguar." The jaguar says "Well, see what I do to this dog." The monkey jumps on his back and he begins to stalk him again and the dog realizes what has happened so he thinks really quickly and says "Where's that monkey? He's so unreliable, I sent him ten minutes ago to get me another jaguar."

[GodBlessUSA]

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[GodBlessUSA]

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